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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:08
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Just Forget it!
No way
share office space ...
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Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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